Fox News gives free advertising to nightmarish dead-end "colony"

Elon Musk says Mars could be 'life insurance' for humanity! 🚀 pic.twitter.com/BwFPIl3idr

— FOX & Friends (@foxandfriends) May 6, 2025

Look up “Martian regolith” to understand what’s in store for the “colonists” who would volunteer for Ketamine Brain’s project of establishing a foothold on the Red Planet. It won’t be pretty.

WATCH LIVE: Robo-wife and Catheter Cushion play pretend

Reich FBI raids Virginia state senate president’s offices

Ted Turner has died

K$H launches witch hunt to find out who “lied” about him

Fox News reports vice president has gone completely woke

Insecure tyrant unwilling to commit to false victory narrative

Jesus Trump post’s approval rating could use some work

Howard Nutlick has rough morning of testimony ahead

Wall Street Journal reports OpenAI suppressing truth about goblins

Putsch fails

Unstable man’s mood swings again

Regime DEI purge missed wannabe Trump assassin at FAA

“Presidential fitness” to be said with a straight face: Watch live

Putsch aims to topple Ramaswamy in Ohio

Trade deficit increase quantifies Trump failure on his own terms

WATCH LIVE: Boozebreath and General Tendies battle media

US sends Iran a message by blowing up boat in Carribbean

One more cringey misappropriation of Star Wars for the road…

MAGA Congressman Chuck Edwards likes his staffers young

The words “Biden” and “Buttigieg” absent from Spirit’s bankruptcy

WATCH LIVE: Trump another day closer to death

Cranky old asshole a little late on the “fact check” on ABC News

Orange Ayatollah threatening to wipe Iran out again

May 4th tradition of cringey desecration continues apace

Supreme Court unblocks abortion drug availability

Senate GOP members drafting war authorization act

RonAnon threatens Americans with a good time

Regime official says Trump getting bored, “wants action” in Strait

Dems add eight seats to House target map

“Trump Disappointment Syndrome”

RUDY WATCH: Apparently still alive for now

Fat idiot demands Hakeem Jeffries be impeached

Zero dead after incompetent suicide bomber attacks Portland gym

Todd Blanche claims he’s got other evidence on Comey, lol

Big Oil a big no on Trump commands to “Drill, Baby, Drill”

Orange King Lear hallucinates more spectres

Missouri Domino’s guy hits non-tipping customer with car

Oxycontin maker ODs on bankruptcy

President advertises his mastery at card game for first graders

Spirit Airlines officially shuts down

More than half of Daily Wire staff laid off

Orange Allah anoints McConnell successor

The Villages hosts their idiot: Live Video

Fourteen IRGC troops dead from an “explosion of bomb remnants”

Pew pollsters pew-pew presidential-proval

WATCH LIVE-ish: Grandpa rambles to reporters aimlessly

Camp Mystic not reopening this summer

The Spirit of ’26: WSJ reports airline dead after Trump rug pull

Self-backed into a corner, Buddy Carter blames gas prices on Dems

Louisiana Dem sues to block Landry gerrymander speedrun