Venezuelan dictator Nicholas Maduro is in Moscow on Wednesday for a bilateral meeting with Russian dictator Vladimir Putin, at which the two are expected to sign what rapey-mustached Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov told media is a “weighty, substantial and very important framework document” for a “strategic partnership” between the two tyrants, Reuters reports on what should be a pickle for the MAGA binary worldview of “Russia good, Venezuela bad.”

But it probably won’t. After all, the fanboys and their Orange God Emperor have thus far managed to avoid any similar crises of cognitive dissonance when it comes to the Kremlin’s friendships with a constellation of other villains over the years, including but not limited to Hamas, the Houthis, Iran, North Korea, and the Chinese Communists, the last of whose leader, fellow tyrant Xi Jinping, will be in attendance for Thursday’s big 80th anniversary World War II victory parade in Moscow. Peskov was kind of freaking the fuck out about the threat of Ukrainian drone attacks on the shindig given the presence of the Chinese, Venezuelan, and other tyrannical overlords allied with Russia.

On a related and hilarious note regarding Venezuela: On Tuesday a National Security Council memo concluding that the Maduro regime is “probably not” directing Tren de Aragua to infiltrate the US leaked, proving that the Trump Reich is knowingly full of shit when they’ve repeatedly tried to claim in court that members of the crackerjack Venezuelan street gang are “alien enemies” or “enemy combatants” sent to destabilize American society. “While Venezuela’s permissive environment enables TDA to operate, the Maduro regime probably does not have a policy of cooperating with TDA and is not directing TDA movement to and operations in the United States,” says the memo, lol.