House GOP to add $60 billion farmer bailout to MAGAbill

Sur-fucking-prise: House Republicans, fed up with all the waste fraud and abuse in government spending are preparing to add $60 billion in bailouts to Red State agriculture enthusiasts left fucked over once again by one of convicted felon President Trump’s moronic trade policies, Politico reports.

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Bondi sold at least $1 million in $DJT on “Liberation Day”

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Russian national indicted for smuggling biological material into US

House GOP’s frustrations laid maybe just a little too bare

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Vlad bitches out of face-to-face with Zelensky in Turkey

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Florida heading for epic housing crash

Mar-a-Lago docs case prosecutor pleads Fifth to Jim Jordan

House Dems ask Treasury for SARs on Trump, Musk, etc

Mike Johnson complains members of Congress aren’t paid enough

Federal judge orders green carder Georgetown academic freed

The Hill celebrates 2 percent increase in Trump approval rating

Drug overdose deaths dropped to pre-2020 levels last year

Yeah, what about the Statute of Liberty? That was a foreign gift too!

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“This was beginning to hurt Trump’s supporters – Trump’s people”

Foolish mortals tempt wrath of Zeus by transmuting lead into gold

WATCH LIVE: Orange Ayatollah signs bribery agreement

Paxton’s impeachment and FBI raid an asset in primary: Politico

President finds Syrian warlord now leading nation “attractive”

“What if John Wilkes Booth is under my bed? What if he’s hiding?”

Dems to fly “Qatar-a-Lago” banner over Mar-a-Lago

Fat idiot directly contradicts what he said in previous article

Orange Corruption Slut still going with “it’s for the country, not me”

Top Mexican official confirms Trump let cartel boss’s family into US

ICE agents left 12 year-old kid alone on sidewalk after arrest

Wave of Sudden Exploding Bird Syndrome hits California town

Texas bill banning abortion pill also bans court rulings on it

Yes tax on tips, yes tax on overtime, yes tax on Social Security

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Ed Martin bitches out of prosecuting Chuck Schumer

WATCH LIVE: House GOP starts work on tax giveaway to wealthy

Saudis deploy mobile McDonald’s for Trump visit

Straw man predicts he’s out of business by the end of the year

New villains emerge in season premiere of hit series “Fox News”

Illinois Dem intros primate control bill

Indian foreign ministry says Trump full of shit about ceasefire

“So it’s legal, it’s ethical”

Regime pulls another $450 million in grants to Harvard

UnitedHealth CEO abruptly quits for “personal reasons”

WATCH LIVE: President pitches innovative new bribery schemes to Arab investors at major conference hosted by Prince Bonesaw

“SALT caucus” ignored by House GOP leadership

Judge warns Habba not to sink her case against Newark mayor

“They asked why is President Trump so orange… These kids”

Florida Republican voter’s $30,000 FEMA check bounces twice

Orange Warlord got scared so he declared victory over Houthis

Short guy makes Jesse Watters uncomfortable