It’s the last day of Small Business Week so I decided to stop by Trump Burger in Houston!
Stop by a small business and show your support. pic.twitter.com/rEMvicdXxM
— Senator John Cornyn (@JohnCornyn) May 10, 2025
Good God in Heaven is John Cornhole Cornyn taking it up a notch amid his deeply transparent terror over the primary challenge from Picasso-faced Attorney General Ken Paxton. Like why doesn’t he just lie and say Trump already endorsed him? Technically he sort of did anyway as the fat bastard tweeted “Senator John Cornyn has done an outstanding job for the people of Texas. He is strong on Crime, the Border, the Second Amendment and loves our Military and Vets. John has my complete and total endorsement” back on February 21, 2019, ahead of the last time Cornhole faced voters.
Well actually that was fully 20 months before the 2020 election. At the same pace Trump is nearly three months late on a re-endorsement. Soooooooooo yeah. Maybe Corny’s right to panic and post just absolutely transparently fucking desperate and frantic ball-sucking nonsense like this.