“President Putin of Russia doesn’t want to have a Cease Fire Agreement with Ukraine, but rather wants to meet on Thursday, in Turkey, to negotiate a possible end to the BLOODBATH. Ukraine should agree to this, IMMEDIATELY. At least they will be able to determine whether or not a deal is possible, and if it is not, European leaders, and the US, will know where everything stands, and can proceed accordingly! I’m starting to doubt that Ukraine will make a deal with Putin, who’s too busy celebrating the Victory of World War ll, which could not have been won (not even close!) without the United States of America. HAVE THE MEETING, NOW!!!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Sunday, more than 2,644 hours after his self-imposed deadline of 24 hours to end the conflict after returning to power. Minimizing Russian contributions to winning World War II in Europe (which Trump spelled with two lowercase Ls, again, for some reason) is sure to help get them to the table too.
In an interview aired on Sunday, rapey-mustached Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov told ABC’s Martha Raddatz that the Putin regime would need to see “certain dynamics” on the battlefront between the two countries before they start talking “peace,” among them a halt to US arms shipments to Kyiv, which still continue despite Trump’s ill-gotten second presidency.