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Jim Jordan wants to wrestle Pfizer for alleged election interference

Writing yet another one of his ridiculous document demand letters, spandex-wearing grapple-freak Jim Jordan this time harasses Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla with some shit about them withholding news that their COVID vax tests were successful claiming that British pharma company GSK wrote the following: “November 2024, shortly after the election, [former Pfizer exec Dr Phil] Dormitzer approached a representative from the GSK human resources team to speak about a potential relocation abroad. As the HR representative recalls, in their meeting, Dr Dormitzer was visibly upset; he requested that he be relocated to Canada due to concerns that he could be investigated by the incoming Trump Administration over his role in developing Pfizer’s COVID-19 vaccine. According to the human resources representative, when asked what prompted his request, Dr Dormitzer made a comment to the effect of: ‘Let’s just say it wasn’t a coincidence, the timing of the vaccine.'”

Jim continues with “GSK further informed the Committee that Dr Dormitzer had told GSK employees that ‘in late 2020, the three most senior people in Pfizer R&D were involved in a decision to deliberately slow down clinical testing so that it would not be complete prior to the results of the presidential election that year.’6 GSK alleged that ‘Dr Dormitzer was clear that this was not a situation of delaying disclosure of completed results but was a situation of slowing down results before disclosure became necessary.’ This new information appears to suggest that Dr Dormitzer and other senior Pfizer executives conspired to withhold public health information to influence the 2020 presidential election,” before demanding a shit ton of documents and emails, etc.

Nice how he’s having it both ways, that the Biden Administration was violating the First Amendment by “cracking down on vaccine misinformation” but Pfizer supposedly waiting a few extra days in November 2020 to announce that the trials were successful was election interference.

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