UnitedHealth hasn't bought enough $TRUMP coin

UnitedHeath Group hasn’t bought enough $TRUMP shitcoin, or maybe not any at all, is the only reasonable conclusion one can draw from a Wall Street Journal article about how the company is under federal criminal investigation for some sort of “Medicare Advantage” scam.

Or they haven’t offered the fat bastard a luxury 747 jumbo jet. That’s a reasonable conclusion too.

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