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“Support the president!” MAGA influencer assclown accidentally slips in the middle of “greed” rant over Walmart price hikes

MAGA influencer Batya Ungar-Sargon, a Fox News and CNN regular who emerged from obscurity over the last few months to become a reliable presence on Mediaite and other TV clip-centric outlets for her hyperbolic meltdowns, but has yet to stain the pages of National Zero, was up early this morning to rage at Walmart’s corporate leadership for announcing they’re raising prices due to convicted felon President Trump’s stupid trade war. Coached along by Fox and Friends host Brian Kilmeade, about 90 percent of Ungar-Sargon’s rant was basically plagiarizing 2000s-era liberal agitprop about the retail behemoth’s “greed” and massive profits but the fucking idiot accidentally slipped in a “Support the president! Support the agenda!” prompting Kilmeade to interrupt to remind the supposed “ex-liberal” MAGA media shitbrain to stay on script, asking “Do you see politics in this?” to which Ungar-Sargon corrected herself saying “No! I just, I just see rampant greed.”

Nice save there, Batshit-ya. Wouldn’t want anyone thinking that you’re that fucking myopic and solipsistic that your opposition to a store where you do not and never will shop at raising prices is solely based on it being a political liability for your Orange God Emperor and his party rather than an unnecessary tax on their working class customer base, one that Walmart should just shut up and eat because their shareholders are comfortable enough and don’t need any more profits.

As for “the White House weighed in on this too” that Kilmeade briefly mentioned at the end, it appears that’s from a Thursday Washington Examiner article quoting one of Trump’s spokesworms, Kush Desai, saying “Real prosperity is American workers being able to support their families and communities because they have good jobs that pay well and provide dignity. This is what the Trump administration’s America First agenda of tariffs, deregulation, tax cuts, and domestic energy is focused on unleashing – not cheap Chinese toys,” even though Trump kind of semi-leashed that anti-cheap Chinese toys agenda earlier this week by dropping the tariffs to 30 percent.

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