Really fucking dumb Republican Alabama Senator Tommy Tuberville will give up the ghost on pretending he’s got the bare minimum intellectual capacity to represent his third-world country of a state in the chamber and this weekend announce that he’ll instead run to succeed term-limited evil grandma Kay Ivey as governor of Skynyrd Land next year, Punchbowl’s Andrew Desidero reports.
Tuberville, a former NCAA football coach who last year told Fox News he believed then-VP Kamala Harris is secretly a cyborg, has been telling allies in DC and Alabama the launch will come during the Memorial Day recess. Here’s Mo Brooks‘s opening to grab that Senate seat he always wanted, lol.