Jesus Dork Speaker Mike Johnson on Sunday had it both ways about convicted felon President Trump’s brazen, flagrant acts of corruption with his stupid $TRUMP shitcoin investor dinner – after which some chode told Fortune Magazine he’d been served “Walmart steak” and that “the only good part” of the food was “the bread and the butter.” First it was by saying there’s an “important distinction” between Hunter Biden and the fat fuck because “the Biden crime family earned that title” while “President Trump does everything out in the open… he isn’t trying hide anything,” then it was “Look, I don’t know anything about the dinner. I was a little busy this past week, so I’m not going to comment on something I haven’t even heard about.” Very Schrodinger-y.

That was after Johnson claimed there were a shit ton of people in his home state defrauding Medicaid and warned Republican senators against making significant changes to the Big Beautiful Bill as passed by the House: “It’s best not to meddle with it too much.”

Another Johnson, Senator Ron, aka RonAnon, was very floppy on that, basing his opposition on pretending to care about the nation’s future and the deficit and blah blah blah.

Then on Fox News Sunday Mike Johnson did another hit in which he ripped into the Congressional Budget Office for not considering the spectacular economic growth that the Mega MAGA bill is going to stimulate in the economy. Which is like an Evangelical Christian whose income is $10,000 a month telling himself he should put a $50,000 tithe to his prosperity gospel church on his visa because God will help him win a $200,000 scratch-off if he does.