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Ketamine Brain caught ketamine bladder

Drug-addicted billionaire Elon Musk’s ketamine problem got so bad last year that he began having bladder issues, which the New York Times writes is “a known effect of chronic use,” of the narcotic which, along with a shit ton of shrooms, ecstasy, and Adderall, was always in a pill box the 53 year-old illegal immigrant carried with him on the campaign trail last year, per sources that also say he’s been struggling with video game addiction and binge eating problems since joining Team Orange.

In February the New York Post reported that 26 year-old porn actress Litzy Lara Banuelos, stage name Emily Willis, has been left in a “permanent vegetative state” as a result of ketamine abuse. Not saying one thing or the other but, well that’s extremely tragic given her age and circumstances…

Whereas if the same were to happ- ANYWAY, on Thursday the Daily Beast reported that Stephen Miller’s wife Katie would be departing the administration to go work for Musk full time. Without saying anything else, the Beast mentions that Musk has fathered at least 14 children, at least one of whom was a Tesla and/or SpaceX employee. Katie Miller is about 32 or 33 years old and petite.

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