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Tulsi considering Fox News-like video for Trump’s daily briefing

Sources inside the intel community tell NBC News that Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard is looking into, per NBC, improve convicted felon President Trump’s “trust” in the material contained in the presidential daily briefing and has been asking her staff to spitball new ideas on how to “make it more aligned with how he likes to consume information.” One possibility considered was, copying this verbatim because NBC actually printed it, “creating a video version of the PDB that’s made to look and feel like a Fox News broadcast,” a statement on the level of mental incapacity by the commander-in-chief that is one of the most lib-owning things ever.

Holy freaking hell, what a demented shitbag. Even more ridiculous about this reporting is how it makes a genocide-curious absolute fucking scumbag like Gabbard look like a paraprofessional devising strategies for handling a particularly difficult student at a school for special needs children.

Seriously, read this shit: “Under that concept as it has been discussed, the national intelligence director’s office could hire a Fox News producer to produce it and one of the network’s personalities to present it; Trump, an avid Fox News viewer, could then watch the broadcast PDB whenever he wanted. A new PDB could include not only graphics and pictures but also maps with animated representations of exploding bombs, similar to a video game, another one of the people with knowledge of the discussions said.” So they’re going to have to give Bret Baier and his producer a security clearance and they’ll be privy to the most sensitive national security secrets, lol.

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