During his televised Wednesday afternoon meltdown over the “TACO” meme in which he raged at a reporter for asking “nastiest question” about Wall Street’s seeing him as constantly chickening out on tariffs, convicted felon President Trump also mentioned he’d “never heard that.” Amazingly it’s quite likely the fat bastard was actually telling the truth there as White House sources tell CNN he raged at his minions for not telling him about it. “He thought the reporter was calling him a chicken,” a source said, adding that Donald was “reasonably” frustrated with the phrase.

“It clearly bothered him, primarily because it demonstrated a lack of understanding about how he actually utilizes those threats for leverage,” said another minion, lol. “But obviously he’s not a guy who looks kindly on weakness, so the idea anyone would think that with respect to his actions isn’t received well.” CNN’s reporting does not, unfortunately, include any further specifics about TACO man getting angry with his underlings, like if it was obvious to him that they had been aware of it, and of course they no doubt did by that point, but avoided telling him for fear of his wrath.

That being said it’s really all on him for watching Fox News all but suck his cock all morning only to be surprised by something could’ve seen on CNBC, Bloomberg, etc or by spending five minutes reading any major news site. That way he’d be prepared when taking questions from the MSM.