“I just concluded a very good phone call with President Xi, of China, discussing some of the intricacies of our recently made, and agreed to, Trade Deal,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Thursday, evidently now resorting to simply lying about reaching a trade deal with China.

“The call lasted approximately one and a half hours, and resulted in a very positive conclusion for both Countries. There should no longer be any questions respecting the complexity of Rare Earth products. Our respective teams will be meeting shortly at a location to be determined. We will be represented by Secretary of the Treasury Scott Bessent, Secretary of Commerce Howard Lutnick, and US Trade Representative, Ambassador Jamieson Greer. During the conversation, President Xi graciously invited the First Lady and me to visit China, and I reciprocated. As Presidents of two Great Nations, this is something that we both look forward to doing. The conversation was focused almost entirely on TRADE. Nothing was discussed concerning Russia/Ukraine, or Iran. We will inform the Media as to scheduling and location of the soon to be meeting. Thank you for your attention to this matter!” the fat bastard continued. Unclear why he mentions Russia and Iran weren’t discussed.

Like they probably didn’t discuss Vanuatu or Cameroon or the Falkland Islands either. The dumbass already has his undersized hands full with unfucking the trade situation and finding an “off ramp” with China, so it’d be best if he did not bring anything else up on the call with Beijing’s overlord.