"ARREST THE PEOPLE IN FACE MASKS, NOW!"

The above headline is the entirety of convicted felon President Trump’s most recent post on his shitty social media network. The fat bastard appears to be frustrated that the unrest isn’t more heated. “Looking really bad in LA BRING IN THE TROOPS!!!” he also posted.

“LOS ANGELES RIOTERS SHOULD BE GIVEN THE EXACT SAME TREATMENT AS THE J6 PROTESTORS” says a meme in reply to Trump’s most recent post. The fanboy “Patriot4Life @1776WeThePeople1776” probably should’ve re-read that one before he posted it.

MIGA > MAGA

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Jaydee mixes Senator Alex Padilla up with Al Qaeda terrorist

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Nobel Peace Prize loser cries it out

NFT douchebag turned Trump aide might kind of be Russian

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“You are even in danger talking to me right now”

Regime fucks over rural Louisianans waiting for fiber broadband

Coverage map still offline at Trumpmobile.com

Scott Jennings diagnosed with stage 4 butthurt

Federal judge orders Mahmoud Khalil released

National Zero cockfighting news roundup

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Jaydee headed to Los Angeles

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Man surrounded by brightly-colored, state of the art attention-focusing computer animated graphics advises Trump to bomb Iran

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Dodgers say they kicked ICE agents out of stadium

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Russian economic minister warns country on brink of recession

Paramount edging away from settling with Orange Pharaoh

Fox News reports patriotic Caucasian face turns woke Marxist heel

ICE agents’ morale pretty low: Axios

Netanyahu says his son had to cancel his wedding, again, so his family’s suffering just as badly as those killed by Iranian missiles

Fat baby cries about Murdoch outlets

Joni Ernst also for whatever Trump is for

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