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“This incredible connection with his army”

The above quote in the headline’s been truncated slightly as what Army Secretary Dan Driscoll actually told Fox and Friends Wednesday morning was “You can see he has this incredible connection, as Commander-in-Chief, with his army” while fondling himself over the magnificence of convicted felon President Trump’s speech to the troops at Fort Bragg on Tuesday, but that abbreviation does not at all obscure Driscoll’s slip into asserting the Holy Orange God Emperor’s personal dominion over the entire might of the armed forces of the United States of America.

Then there’s of course there’s what Driscoll did not say about the soldiers assembled at the fat bastard’s speech – one in which he still had bulletproof glass in front of him despite it being “his army” who would never ever take a shot at him with a high-powered sniper rifle.

From a memo in a text message sent to soldiers stationed on the base obtained by Crooked Media’s Jane Coastin, posted in response to another Twitter user lamenting that so many of the soldiers were cheering the fascist shit Trump was saying about the “fake news media” and so on:

So in that sense, yeah. They kind of were “his” army.

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