TrumpCard.gov goes live - National Zero

Ughhhhhh, it’s even got “🇺🇸 An official website of the United States government” at the top of the single pager. It’s just an “I’m interested form.” If any Canadian, Australian, British, or Kiwi readers want to turn on a VPN, fill in a fake name, and let us know what happens that’d be appreciated.

MAGA Land stares helplessly into the Trump-Epstein abyss

Report: There’s a Republican Congressman named “Jeff Crank”

Fox News reports Iranian “sleeper cells” waiting to strike in rural US

North Carolina MAGA sheriff quits after sexual misconduct arrests

WATCH LIVE: African leaders stuck with Orange Megalomaniac

Mike Lawler aide false flagged libs before and during town hall

Scottish cops girding for visit from the Orange God Emperor

Texas mayor seems more than a little creepy and unhinged

Twitter CEO quits job, continues pretending she had any effect

Biden’s doctor pleads the Fifth

Mass deportation now about opening jobs up to Americans

Harvard now facing deaccreditation: Former WWE CEO

Regime lied to CNN about Jewish support for Neo-Nazi official

Sergio Gor admits he was born Sergei Gorokhovsky in Uzbekistan

DHS previews plan to address questions over Texas flood disaster

Houthis still attacking cargo vessels

Fat idiot last year told donors he warned Putin he’d bomb Moscow if they invaded Ukraine and said the same to Xi about Taiwan

New York Post reports Antifa libtards stole iconic monument

Mount Ranier earthquake swarm no cause for concern – yet

Orange Overlord warns Democrats lying about prices

“This is by far the biggest fumble of the administration”

Petey Pee Pants went rogue on Ukraine weapons shipments

Son of Epstein client set for Senate hearing on Wednesday

Axios reports that Trump saved Christmas from himself

Low Energy Greg says 161 people still missing

Roy Cooper to launch North Carolina Senate bid soon: report

Dan Meuser pussies out of Pennsylvania gubernatorial bid

Gary Coleman’s ex-wife denies murdering him

Amazing Goose-Man pulls off incredible flight-delaying feat

Musk accuses Bannon of partying with Hillary Clinton and friends

House Dems again demand Epstein files release

Trump tired of hearing about Jeffrey Epstein

WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor holds court with his jesters

Cocaine Mitch praises Big Boy President for not listening to Vlad

Texas libtards charged in attempted attack on ICE

TACO Tuesday again

Wait, isn’t this EXACTLY the kind of shit MAGA campaigned on?

Little Caesars crosses value menu Rubicon

Regime IRS allows churches to endorse candidates

Rural Wisconsin town official dead after arrest for murdering dog

Chuck Todd plays remix of greatest hit in smaller venue

Fake Rubio manipulating US and foreign officials via Signal

Texas flood death toll now at 104

Stephen A Smith passes on 2028 presidential run for now

The Forever Purge reenacted in empty Los Angeles park

Ted Cruz was in Greece until Sunday

Bee-pocalypse in France leaves dozens stung

WATCH LIVE: Karoline gets really annoyed by people at her job

Indiana man absolutely blown away by amazing fireworks display

Judge fines Lindell lawyers for AI slop in court filings