TACO-ing out after really short Kentucky Senator Rand Paul’s response to the disinvitation to this evening’s annual White House picnic, convicted felon President Trump on Thursday bitchily reversed course yet again, posting “Of course Senator Rand Paul and his beautiful wife and family are invited to the BIG White House Party tonight. He’s the toughest vote in the history of the US Senate, but why wouldn’t he be? Besides, it gives me more time to get his Vote on the Great, Big, Beautiful Bill, one of the greatest and most important pieces of legislation ever put before our Senators and Congressmen/women. It will help to, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! I look forward to seeing Rand.”
“The Party will be Great!” the fat bastard added after his ridiculous spin of the reversal.