Dow closes down 770 points, oil up 7 percent

The Dow Jones Industrial Average on Friday closed down 770 points at 42,197.79, the S&P 500 down 68.29 points at 5,976.97, the Nasdaq down 255.66 at 19,406.83 and Brent crude up 7 percent to $74.23 a barrel, all because Israel started bombing Iran and Trump was too weak to stop it. Sad.

Amazing Goose-Man pulls off incredible flight-delaying feat

Musk accuses Bannon of partying with Hillary Clinton and friends

House Dems again demand Epstein files release

Trump tired of hearing about Jeffrey Epstein

WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor holds court with his jesters

Cocaine Mitch praises Big Boy President for not listening to Vlad

Texas libtards charged in attempted attack on ICE

TACO Tuesday again

Wait, isn’t this EXACTLY the kind of shit MAGA campaigned on?

Little Caesars crosses value menu Rubicon

Regime IRS allows churches to endorse candidates

Rural Wisconsin town official dead after arrest for murdering dog

Chuck Todd plays remix of greatest hit in smaller venue

Fake Rubio manipulating US and foreign officials via Signal

Texas flood death toll now at 104

Stephen A Smith passes on 2028 presidential run for now

The Forever Purge reenacted in empty Los Angeles park

Ted Cruz was in Greece until Sunday

Bee-pocalypse in France leaves dozens stung

WATCH LIVE: Karoline gets really annoyed by people at her job

Indiana man absolutely blown away by amazing fireworks display

Judge fines Lindell lawyers for AI slop in court filings

Ted Cruz answers question about how flood deaths could’ve been prevented with shit about why people shouldn’t blame Trump

Regime revoking status for Hondurans in US since 1999

“LEAVE BOLSONARO ALONE!”

Fox News reports 2nd Amendment patriot killed by federal agents

Russian transportation minister has a case of the Mondays

Surprise! “Alligator Alcatraz” contract went to DeSantis donor

Noem spews same vague line about “ancient” weather notice tech

Most GOP staffers agree Medicaid cuts will fuck them in 2026

Schumer sends letter to Commerce Department IG’s shredder

“The weaponization of such tragedies has become commonplace in American politics” laments shitty legal scholar Jonathan Turley

Playbook’s usual playbook

Philippines cops arrest 15 of their own in cockfighting murders

Drug addict makes interesting point

Regime now claims there is not and never was an Epstein client list

Orange Felon “saddened” by Ketamine Brain’s “America Party”

No need for it to feel true when it is actually, tragically, true in Texas

Sunday of Prayer in Texas: National Zero Special Live Coverage

Grok blames Trump and DOGE for Texas flood disaster

German center-lefties move to ban AfD

Noem appears to blame Biden for failure to send alert texts

Death toll in Texas flooding rises to 27

WATCH LIVE: America celebrates independence from Medicaid

Joey Chestnut and Miki Sudo defeat everyone but themselves

“This isn’t as clean as you think it is”

WATCH LIVE: Trump’s going to be pissed over the fans behind him

Habba’s law license in jeopardy over Bedminster waitress’s NDA

Medieval reenactment goes medieval

Fox News reports DNC chair said “bullshit” on live TV