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Orange God Emperor appears to blame Walz for assassinations

Asked by ABC News’s Rachel Scott on Sunday about whether he plans to call Minnesota Gov Tim Walz after one of his fanboys murdered state House Dem leader Melissa Hortman and her husband and shot state Senator John Hoffman and his wife, convicted felon President Trump appeared to blame Walz for the attacks, saying “Well, it’s a terrible thing. I think he’s a terrible governor. I think he’s a grossly incompetent person. But I may, I may call him, I may call other people too.”

On the Israel-Iran conflict, fat bastard said “We’re not involved in it. It’s possible we could get involved. But we are not at this moment involved,” and said he’d be “open” to Russian dictator Vladimir Putin’s help mediating. “He is ready. He called me about it. We had a long talk about it. We talked about this more than his situation. This is something I believe is going to get resolved.”

Trump took to Truth Social to try to do some damage control over even the media and his fans realizing he was full of shit when he campaigned on ending wars, posting “Iran and Israel should make a deal, and will make a deal, just like I got India and Pakistan to make, in that case by using TRADE with the United States to bring reason, cohesion, and sanity into the talks with two excellent leaders who were able to quickly make a decision and STOP! Also, during my first term, Serbia and Kosovo were going at it hot and heavy, as they have for many decades, and this long time conflict was ready to break out into WAR. I stopped it (Biden has hurt the longer term prospects with some very stupid decisions, but I will fix it, again!). Another case is Egypt and Ethiopia, and their fight over a massive dam that is having an effect on the magnificent Nile River. There is peace, at least for now, because of my intervention, and it will stay that way! Likewise, we will have PEACE, soon, between Israel and Iran! Many calls and meetings now taking place. I do a lot, and never get credit for anything, but that’s OK, the PEOPLE understand. MAKE THE MIDDLE EAST GREAT AGAIN!”

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