Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney kicked reporters out of the room at the open of the G7 summit in Alberta on Monday so he could start bilateral talks after convicted felon President Trump wasted time by ranting angrily about Russia being booted from the G8 by Justin Trudeau and Barack Obama, declaring he’s a “tariff man,” and about New York, Los Angeles, and Chicago refusing to submit to his rule. You can watch the whole rant here if you hate yourself.