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Trump boys announce new $499 phone they won’t actually use

From the Trump Organization’s Monday press release on the launch of their new mobile phone service and $499 “T1” phone: “Alongside the team from Trump Mobile, Donald Trump Jr and Eric Trump unveil T1 Mobile, a transformational, new cellular service designed to deliver top-tier connectivity, unbeatable value and all-American service for our nation’s hardest-working people.”

“I’m incredibly excited to step into this new digital space, hard-working Americans deserve a wireless service that’s affordable, reflects their values, and delivers reliable quality they can count on. We’re especially proud to offer free long-distance calling to our military members and their families — because those serving overseas should always be able to stay connected to the people they love back home,'” the statement then quoted that fucking moron Eric as saying.

“Trump Mobile will offer 5G [HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT A BETRAYAL OF THE FAN BASE, LOL] service through all three major cellular carriers. At the heart of Trump Mobile is its flagship The 47 Plan, which is available for only $47.45 per month,” the statement continued. Also wow that they’re going with postpaid. That’s going to close off a shit ton of the prime MAGA market.

And then there’s the phone itself:

Rather than just say it outright, National Zero instead consulted with several AI chatbots to ask what they thought about the “prototype” of the model as it appears on the website.

ChatGPT: “Yes, this image does appear to show an iPhone – most likely a recent model like the iPhone 14 Pro or 15 Pro – with some light but deliberate Photoshop alterations. Here’s why – Camera Layout: The triple-camera module in the triangular configuration is characteristic of Pro-model iPhones. Front Camera and Dynamic Island: The front screen shows a center-aligned cutout, consistent with Apple’s Dynamic Island introduced with the iPhone 14 Pro. Edge Design: The flat edges and rounded corners match iPhone aesthetics… Conclusion: This is most likely a Photoshopped concept image, possibly for parody, marketing, or speculative branding. It does not appear to show a real, manufactured Trump-branded smartphone.” It’s parody alright.

Claude: “Yes, this appears to be a standard iPhone design with digital modifications. The phone shows typical iPhone characteristics – the overall form factor, camera module placement with three lenses, and general proportions are consistent with recent iPhone models.”

Grok: “The image depicts a phone with a design labeled ‘Trump Mobile’ featuring patriotic themes, including the phrase ‘Make America Great Again’ and an American flag. This appears to be a custom or branded version of a smartphone, likely inspired by a modern iPhone design due to the triple-camera layout and overall form factor. However, there is no official ‘Trump Mobile’ phone recognized as a standard product in the market based on my knowledge. It could be a conceptual or promotional item. For more precise details, I can search the web or X posts if you’d like.”

Which means there’s essentially zero chance that the “T1” will actually look like that when (or if) it actually gets fulfilled to those preordering it. The fact that it’s supposedly three months away and they slapped together a shitty photoshop job of an iPhone for the “T1” does not bode well at all.

Maybe the funniest part is that this story’s already been told:

The long, sordid saga of the “Freedom Phone,” a MAGA crypto douchebag’s effort to de-woke-ify the lucrative but extremely hard-to-enter market that collapsed amid infighting, bricked phones, money embezzled to fund a video game shopping spree, and other such failures for a “revolution” that turned out to be just a lousy $120 Chinese Android model modified to be more freedom-y and justify its $500 price tag. Until evidence otherwise emerges, everyone should just operate under the assumption that the “T1” is an OEM of a Chinese Android budget model that there’s essentially no fucking chance will have been manufactured in the United States to any meaningful extent.

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