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Republican donors trying to bribe Curtis Sliwa with Trump regime job to get him off the mayoral ballot and Eric Adams reelected

Republican donors are working on a convoluted plan to remove 2021 New York City mayoral election loser, lame radio host, and silly costumed vigilante group leader Curtis Sliwa off the 2025 ballot to clear the way for incumbent idiot Mayor Eric Adams to face leftist Dem nominee Zohran Mamdani in a head-to-head, the New York Post reports. The plot aims to get convicted felon President Trump to offer Sliwa a job in DC, then relies on Andrew Cuomo to drop out – reportedly very likely, and then for some reason to hand Adams the Republican nomination through some process involving the greaseball polygamist MAGA Staten Island Borough President Vito Fossella, which doesn’t make a whole lot of sense considering Adam will already be on the ballot as an independent.

There’s doubt that Trump will want to hire Sliwa because of past comments calling him a “a screwball and a crackpot.” Plus this Post columnist writes “As of now, my sources said he remains hell bent on staying in the race even if it means spoiling it for Adams and ushering in a socialist.”

So yeah, maybe the Post should’ve just not printed this pointless fan fiction jerkoff piece, lol.

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