WATCH LIVE: Petey Pee Pants fights "for the Dignity" of US pilots

White nationalist former Fox News host Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was roused of the couch Thursday and given an extra stiff 32oz Bloody Mary so he could stand long enough at the ungodly hour of 8 AM to rage at the press for reporting that the Iranian nuclear program was not actually completely destroyed in the airstrikes convicted felon President Trump ordered last weekend.

President of the United States powerless to order the manhunt and arrest of retired teacher running no-budget sham campaign

WATCH LIVE: Feckless pervert talks about men’s asses some more

Regime takes California ballot case to Supreme Court

Federal judge tosses Reich’s case against Hunterghazi FBI agents

Bill Murray on CNBC for some reason, trolls Kevin Hassett’s grin

El-Sayed campaign raises $2.4 million off Haley Stevens tantrum

Let’s check in on what the wealthiest man in the world is up to

Byron Donalds needs to win election day vote 2-to-1 in Florida

Dems lead GOP in every Senate battleground: Final NYT/Siena polls

Video of moment private jet hits street in Palm Beach

Butthurt Michigan Dem Stevens appears with Mike Rogers

Sullivan claims he’ll accept defeat

“You take bribes!”: Paxton heckler

Syphilitic boomer acknowledges loss in usual bitchy, ignorant way

Husted rents DC apartment owned by top lobbyist

Midwest’s Tuesday weather forecast is… not great

Fox News goes on MSM-like diner safari to find affirmation for GOP

Ilhan Omar’s ex-husband/possible brother publicly identifies as gay

Regime uncancels Iowa and Kansas Trump rallies: CNN

LISTEN LIVE: Angry senior calls into right wing talk radio show

“We have a turnout problem”

Binance hit with $6.3 billion hack

Comer announces investigationy gesture into Dan Sullivan-ghazi

Blacks, Jews “crazy”: President’s closing campaign message

Trump evidently giving up on Roger Marshall

Fox News ratings down 28 percent in October

Man who twice acquitted criminal autocrat decries Dem nihilism

Dems up in Kansas, Michigan, Maine, Texas Senate races: CNN polls

Alaska gov orders criminal investigation into Peltola campaign

Orange Baby declares Mary Peltola’s candidacy invalid

Fed uncreases interest rates 0.00 percent

Team Kirk immediately regrets inviting Tim Miller onto show

Classified documents were omitted from Epstein files release

South Carolina Senate race tied: NYT poll

President claims power to call Abdul El-Sayed “Mohammed”

Open Borders Donald allowing foreign criminals into country

No clear winner yet in Israel

Winds of change

Fox and Friends market testing new ways to disappoint viewers

Jackson 49 – Collins 47 in Maine: Marist poll

MAGA media using Brazil defeat to amp up midterm fuckery

Orange Saddam weighs in on Cheesecake Factoryghazi

Comey indicted again for some kind of secrecy breach

President posts some shit he has no intent of following through on

Judge orders Maurene Comey reinstated at SDNY

They made Vivek Ramaswamy do it

Gas officially more expensive on average than during Biden Admin

Lula reelected in Brazil

Deranged old has-been performs for remaining fans: Live

Great Leader excoriates defeatist weaklings embedded in state media