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Tom Homan emptily cockteases MAGA base for a change

Well if he couldn’t put Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, Gavin Newsom, and Karen Bass in prison after threatening them on right wing media shows then he’s DEFINITELY gotta strike big with CNN, right?

Also why how the fuck is CNN any more responsible for the app’s popularity – they report 20,000 users, mostly in Los Angeles – than, say, Apple and/or Google for putting it in their app stores? What about the guy who developed it and published it to the store(s)? This is so freaking stupid, lol.

Apropos of not much, here’s Krazy Karoline holding a press briefing and hyping the stupid “Alligator Alcatraz” ICE gulag in Florida that the Orange God Emperor is supposedly going to tour on Tuesday:

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