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Norwegian Prince Joffrey suspected of multiple rapes

Now Marius Borg Hoiby technically isn’t royalty, not even a “bastard,” really. He’s the son of Norwegian Crown Princess Mette-Marit by a previous marriage and stepson to Crown Prince Haakon, heir to the Scandinavian country’s throne, a lineage that does not and never will include Hoiby. But damned if the fucker doesn’t look like Prince Joffrey or Viserys Targaryen or some other entitled shithead character from Game of Thrones and/or House of The Dragon, right?

Unlike those assholes – and Ramsay Bolton – it seems like Hoiby, 28, is actually going to be held accountable though civilized, legal means rather than having molten gold poured on his head or poisoned or his face ripped off by his own dogs, as DW reports cops in Norway last week charged Hoiby with multiple counts of rape, sexual assault and bodily harm. “I cannot go into further detail about the number of victims in the case beyond confirming that it is a double-digit number,” Oslo Police Attorney Andreas Kruszewski told reporters, though the BBC puts the number at 23.

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