A federal court did not buy Tennessee Capitol rioter Edward Kelley’s argument that convicted felon President Trump’s pardon for his January 6th crimes pardoned also covered his subsequent plot to murder the FBI agents who investigated him and thus Kelley is going away for life – or until the Orange God Emperor goes out of his way to spring Kelley loose for that crime too, WATE reports.
The sentencing ruling hilariously says “Life of Imprisonment. This term consists of Life as to Count 1, 240 Months as to Count 2, and 120 Months as to Count 3, such terms to run concurrently for a net term of Life. Followed by 5 Years Supervised Release,” emphasis added on the supervision of Kelley’s corpse whenever it’s removed from a federal prison’s mortuary after he expires.