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Orange face calls small face to ask him for help with Epstein case

Convicted felon President Trump on Sunday called small-faced white nationalist activist Charlie Kirk to ask him to back up scumbag idiot Attorney General Pam Bondi after Trump saw a clip of Kirk backing Deputy FBI Director Dan Bongino over Bondi at this weekend’s Turning Point fan-con, CNN’s Kristen Holmes reports on more flailing by the fat fuck as the Epstein shitshow continues unabated.

Not going to act like Charlie Kirk is “principled” or somehow not a piece of shit, but seriously what the hell does Trump think is going to happen? Kirk needs to remain “credible” with his fans and asking him to do that is like asking him to just set all his hard-grifted money on fire and never do another episode of his fucking insufferable podcast again. How would or even could he walk that back and suddenly say Bondi’s awesome and Bongino’s wrong? It’s like expecting him to say “Hey you know what? I’m okay with a Black pilot flying my plane. I take back all that shit I said about DEI.”

Missed this on Friday but Holmes’s colleague Kaitlan Collins said some funny shit about how it’s going inside the White House, telling Anderson Cooper that Trump’s minions “are very frustrated because they feel like this news cycle is only getting worse for them. It is not from people that they can easily dismiss or say it’s the media or Democrats. It is their own base that is so furious and so angry over how they’ve handled this. And the question is how they get out of it.” Evidently the answer to that question is for Trump to call Charlie Kirk and order him to fall on the grenade, lol.

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