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Evangelical shitbags’ new reality show outrages Evangelicals

“Fresh controversy is swirling around Chip and Joanna Gaines’ new show titled Back to the Frontier. The show was produced by the Gaines’ Magnolia Network and premiered on HBO Max on July 10. The show features a male homosexual couple and their two sons. The Gaineses espouse to be Christians and have historically been very outspoken about their faith. They attend the Antioch Community Church, which holds to a traditional biblical view of marriage that excludes homosexual unions. The new show clearly contradicts this biblical viewpoint,” writes third place 2016 Georgia state Senate District 24 Republican Primary finisher and commercial real estate broker Joe Edge in a piece printed by the Augusta Press on Monday. This copypasta of Edge’s opinion piece wasn’t necessary so much as a concise intro to the “fresh controversy” that those of us living outside the world of Evangelical-themed reality television shows were until this point unaware of.

“To make matters worse, the show carries at TV-14 rating,” Edge continues in his screed, lol.

For those unaware the Gainses are the insufferable Waco, Texas Evangelical couple whose show Fixer Upper helped popularize the interior design movement that resulted in retail stores across the United States filled with candle holders, picture frames, and all sorts of other shit manufactured to look like they were dug out of an abandoned barn. They rode the wave of the whole “urban rustic chic”-something style from a single series to their own 24 hour HGTV ripoff called “Magnolia,” and through their clout and millions in net worth remained in good standing with the Evangelical America.

Until they fucked up and cast a gay couple in their new Oregon Trail-themed reality show

In conclusion, sucks for the Gaineses and Evangelicals writ large.

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