Oops, fucked up the headline. Should’ve said “Lauren Boebert wants Matt Gaetz as Epstein special counsel,” because that’s what she told four-eyed penis Benny Johnson on Tuesday. “Absolutely. We need a Special Counsel and investigation into this if we aren’t provided information. I want answers. Maybe Matt Gaetz can lead it,” the high school dropout told Johnson on his podcast, adding she wants Ghislaine Maxwell to be subpoenaed to testify to Gaetz, who has no prosecutorial experience.
In related news, Attorney General Pam Bondi on Tuesday was asked by a reporter “How do you respond to the MAGA base that has expressed a lot of frustration about Epstein?” to which Bondi said “We’re going to fight to keep America safe again and we’re fighting together as a team. We’ve got a war on drugs.” Then asked “The president just said he would support you releasing additional credible evidence from the Epstein investigation. Is that something you are open to doing?” Bondi said “This today is about fentanyl. I’m not going to talk about Epstein.”