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Fat Hitler commands Bondi to release grand jury testimony

“Based on the ridiculous amount of publicity given to Jeffrey Epstein, I have asked Attorney General Pam Bondi to produce any and all pertinent Grand Jury testimony, subject to Court approval. This SCAM, perpetuated by the Democrats, should end, right now!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Thursday, the pressure very obviously having gotten to him to do something like this.

The “subject to Court approval” also probably means they’re going to make the motions to unseal knowing EXACTLY which ones a court will NOT approve so they can blame some federal judge for it.

In related news, this was fucking funny because it contradicts what Trump wrote earlier about the letter being completely fake and Jaydee’s claiming they weren’t allowed to see it first.

And then MAGA Congressman Ralph Norman told the House Rules Committee that it’ll be “proven in due time” that the letter Trump sent to Epstein in 2003 was generated by artificial intelligence, lol.

UPDATE 7/17/2025 10:09 EDT: Still going. “The Wall Street Journal printed a FAKE letter, supposedly to Epstein. These are not my words, not the way I talk. Also, I don’t draw pictures. I told Rupert Murdoch it was a Scam, that he shouldn’t print this Fake Story. But he did, and now I’m going to sue his ass off, and that of his third rate newspaper. Thank you for your attention to this matter! DJT”

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