“A Florida man was arrested last week for allegedly threatening on X to kill ‘EVERY ONE’ on what he believed was the Jeffrey Epstein client list, charging documents unsealed Monday show,” says the lede to a Tuesday ABC News story, copied verbatim here because the headline joke wrote itself.
Get it? He threatened to assassinate Trump because the Epst- Anyway, yeah Terrell Bailey-Corsey is facing a federal charge of “Transmitting in Interstate Commerce a True Threat to Injure the Person of Another” and it would have been interesting to see if he would have been charged IF he had only posted “Everyone involved if I see them in real life I will KILL. On sight. With a machete so everyone can see the blood and gore of the moment. You can’t fear death so you can’t understand. I will KILL EVERYONE ON THE LIST. ON SIGHT. AND THEY ABSOLUTELY DESERVE IT” on Twitter.
Because he did, per the arrest affidavit, name some redacted “government officials” in a subsequent post: “EVERY EPSTIEN APPOLOGIST KIDFUCER, DO NOT KNOW MY NAME, NEVER MEET ME IN PUBLIC BECAISE I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU.I WILL BEAT YOU UNTIL YOU BRG FOR YOUR LIFE AND THEN STILL FUCKING KILL YOU. [three names redacted] I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU ON SIGHT. YOU SATAN COCK SUCKERS. I WILL HEAR THE BLOOD GUGLE FROM YOUR LUNGS AS YOU ATTEMPT TO BREATHE,” and blah blah blah. Just because there’s three of them it’s probably Pam Bondi, Kash Patel, and Dan Bongino… But yeah if he hadn’t it would’ve been pretty goddamned funny if he was still charged over the first one even if he can’t threaten to kill people on a list that “doesn’t exist.”