Florida man arrested for allegedly driving lawn mower drunk down busy highway https://t.co/615ZjgSnXf pic.twitter.com/jVZrRRYOzs
— New York Post (@nypost) July 22, 2025
Like so fucking what he was drunk and on a ride-on mower on a public highway? Where’s the fireworks, the guns, the panthers and alligators on leashes? The stolen sex dolls, bath salts, the homemade flamethrower? This just isn’t doing it, New York Post. Up your Florida game.