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Seagull gets absolutely fucking destroyed by Spanish fighter jet

This friggin seagull got turned into fucking applesauce by a fighter jet in Spain last month, the Telegraph reports based on the belated discovery of a photo of the cockpit hatch impact by an aviation photographer. Javier Alonso de Medina Salguero recently discovered the seagull-splosion by re-checking his camera roll from the June 15th Eurofighter display at San Javier Air Base after hearing that one of the $98 million fighter jets had suffered minor damage during the show.

And holy shit, what a pic. Just a little cloud of red chunks and feathers. Friggin gross.

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