Categories
Uncategorized

“This is not so! I want Elon to THRIVE… THRIVE like never before!”

“Everyone is stating that I will destroy Elon’s companies by taking away some, if not all, of the large scale subsidies he receives from the US Government. This is not so! I want Elon, and all businesses within our Country, to THRIVE, in fact, THRIVE like never before! The better they do, the better the USA does, and that’s good for all of us. We are setting records every day, and I want to keep it that way!” posted convicted felon President Trump on his shitty Twitter clone Thursday morning.

Huh. You know “Everyone” saying that could reasonably include Trump himself given statements such as one from 23 days ago in which he posted “Elon Musk knew, long before he so strongly Endorsed me for President, that I was strongly against the EV Mandate. It is ridiculous, and was always a major part of my campaign. Electric cars are fine, but not everyone should be forced to own one. Elon may get more subsidy than any human being in history, by far, and without subsidies, Elon would probably have to close up shop and head back home to South Africa. No more Rocket launches, Satellites, or Electric Car Production, and our Country would save a FORTUNE. Perhaps we should have DOGE take a good, hard, look at this? BIG MONEY TO BE SAVED!!!” and then later on camera unsubtly threatened to have the ketamine-brained billionaire denaturalized and deported.

Now not “everyone” but a lot of people on Musk’s social media network on Wednesday pointed out that Elon had kind of said Trump is in the Epstein files in early June which kind of tracks with the timeline of the Wall Street Journal’s reporting of the White House being informed of this, sooooooo…

Well you know, maybe Trump’s just trying to mend fences with a former pal after a nasty breakup.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Bruce Blakeman may not win New York gubernatorial race: poll

2 hours ago

WOW! TEN red siren emojis?!? Must be a pretty big deal

5 hours ago

Orange Conqueror posts detailed plan to fix Canada

7 hours ago

Dems 53 – GOP 41 on national generic ballot: Marist/NPR/PBS poll

8 hours ago

Team Orange wants to rename Ford’s Theater for Trump

9 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: More UNfitness for office on the international stage

1 day ago

Republican Villager arrested in possible “glory hole” attempt

1 day ago

Miserable old sack of shit furious CNN reporter allowed into UN

1 day ago

Josh Turek 50 – Ashley Hinson 42 in Iowa Senate race: Marist poll

1 day ago

Orange Tyrant ended FBI bribery probe into Susan Collins

1 day ago

Thumb-shaped man says Biden key to GOP’s midterm messaging

1 day ago

German leaders to shut AfD access to national defense document

1 day ago

Utah Senator John Curtis calls for probe of Don Jr’s wedding

1 day ago

Terrible person really depressed and worried

2 days ago

Fannie Man tried his “mortgage fraud” scam on Todd Blanche: WSJ

2 days ago

Orange Pharaoh hits all-time Reuters/Ipsos poll low at 32 percent

2 days ago

Turns out the White House kind of needs a press pool for audio

2 days ago

Fat Drama Queen calls media a national security threat

2 days ago

CNN booted from White House press pool

3 days ago

MAGA Land’s love of religious freedom contingent on the religion

3 days ago

Lots of shit gets blown up in Moscow

3 days ago

Tom Emmer comforted by meme he saw online

4 days ago

High school dropout accused of effing multiple congressional aides

4 days ago

President declares public antipathy to AI a hoax

4 days ago

“Not too long ago, Republicans were salivating…”

4 days ago

Tired: “Socialism” / Wired: “Communism”

5 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Angry grandpa takes afternoon nap on camera

5 days ago

Orange Fuhrer bans CNN, MS Now, and Politico from White House

5 days ago

K$H ordered FBI to stop cooperating with RCMP over CBC policy

5 days ago

If nobody’s watching then why complain?

5 days ago

Desperation for wins taken to previously unfathomed levels

5 days ago

Team Orange to build data centers on 17,600 acres of federal land

5 days ago

Regime shifting drone fleet to South America for expected ops

5 days ago

Susan Collins PAC canvasser caught porch pirating

6 days ago

New campaign ad BLASTS Trump immigration policy!

6 days ago

“The damaged MAGA brand will not appear in the disclaimers”

6 days ago

House finally passes Ratepayer Protection Act

6 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Maybe he dies in front of his racist, miserable fans

7 days ago

Remember when Trump kept losing his shit at Jerome Powell?

7 days ago

Mike Johnson calls it a wrap until mid-November

1 week ago

Quarter of Ohioans think Sherrod Brown still a senator: BGSU poll

1 week ago

Fox News reports Kirk still defunding woke universities

1 week ago

Marquette poll puts Dems up 13 percent on generic ballot

1 week ago

Fat baby conditions Kennedy Center’s existence on favorable ruling

1 week ago

WATCH LIVE: Todd auditions for White House press secretary role

1 week ago

Massie intros Hegseth impeachment articles

1 week ago

Dems 51 – GOP 43 on generic ballot: NYT/Siena poll

1 week ago

“‘The overall numbers beat the NFL,’ Trump wrote on Truth Social the next morning, long before any such numbers were available”

1 week ago

K$H in the hot seat: Live video

1 week ago

Ken Paxton lunged for US tourist’s phone after caught in London

1 week ago

x
x
x
x
x
x