President glowers angrily at reporters questioning his greatness

Shut up reporters! Stop asking about dead Jeffrey Epstein and why the handling of tariffs has been so incompetent! Trump got TRIPLE H to come to the White House! He’s an important wrestler!

No, the House won’t vote on extending ACA subsidies

Maryland firemen acquitted in vandalism feud with baseball field

“Funko Pop” company facing doom because MAGAnomics

Demented old man yells from other side of television: Live video

Bern and pals eyeing crackdown on AI data centers

Fat grifter freaks out over tariff clawbacks

WATCH LIVE: Senate Dems wrap a bow on their surrender to GOP

Oscar Isaac meh on more Star Wars until Disney grows some balls

Froot Loops launches new hip-hop-themed jewelry collab

Vile emissary affirms fanatic loyalty to foul, corpulent overlord

Mike Johnson to swear Adelita Grijalva in this week

Orange Fuhrer falsely promises bonuses to loyal ATCs

MAGA Congressman’s healthcare plan is more exercise

“Mar-a-Lago face” the new trend in plastic surgery

Supreme Court spikes Kentucky ghoul’s anti-Obergefell bid

Fox News enjoying their morning extrajudicial killing wood

French court orders Sarkozy released

Bay Area hit with swarm of small quakes

“Johnny MAGA” deeply offended by free expression of opinion

Maxwell applying for commutation

Orange God Emperor pardons Rudy, Eastman, Meadows, etc

WATCH LIVE: Several Senate Dems collapse like freshly shot owls

Owls aren’t bulletproof

Fucking moron falls for dated satirical article

USDA commands states to throttle SNAP disbursements

Lankford not all that concerned over Oklahomans’ ACA costs

Massachusetts police chief personally oversees sex sting operation

Karoline thinks Trump Stadium would be “beautiful”

BREAKING: OBAMACARE “SUCKS”

Released Capitol rioter arrested for kidnapping and sexual assault

House GOP worried Stefanik could cost them a few seats

Trump retakes ownership of economy

Raskin obtains emails Maxwell sent from Club Fed

Movie Night Friday: Godzilla 2014

Orange Hitler orders DOJ to make it look like he’s fighting inflation

Dem proposal to end shutdown goes nowhere

“The reason I don’t want to talk about affordability is because everybody knows it’s far less expensive under Trump”

Bill Gates’s team announces newest food supply takeover plot

MAGA Land as graceful and dignified as usual after a bad night

Treasury Suckretary says economy’s going to boom in 2026-2027

Dow takes a beating on near-record low consumer sentiment

Biden “informant” released from prison

WATCH LIVE: Wannabe Orban welcomes real deal to White House

Russian foreign minister missing, presumed windowed

House GOP exodus should start soon if it’s happening

Byron Donalds declares it’s now the Biden economy again

Regime appeals judge’s order to fund SNAP during shutdown

President warns GOP won’t win elections if Dems kill filibuster

Some unfortunate, overworked AI struggled mightily on this job

Even Emerson finds Trump’s approval rating is shit