WORLDWIDE PREMIERE: Ron Wyden is like Q, except he's a Democrat and the leader of the globalist pedophile cabal is Trump

THE STORM IS HERE! Senator Ron Wyden, a lispy old 6’4 nerd representing Oregon is kind of like Q as he promises to blow the lid off a pedophile ring at the highest levels of government except he’s a Democrat and the leader of the Satanic cabal is convicted felon President Trump. WHERE WYDEN GOES ONE WE GO ALL! TRUST HIS PLAN PATRIOTS! SPACE LASER THE EPSTEIN ACCOMPLICES!

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