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Secessionist Bosnian-Serb scumbag claims Trump will save his ass

Responding to a Bosnian appeals court ruling banning him from political office for six years, Milorad Dodik, president of the Serbian-majority semi-autonomous region Republika Srpska, said he’s going to run to daddies Donald and Vlad for help in overturning the decision, Reuters reports.

“I do not accept the verdict. I will seek help from Russia and I will write a letter to the US administration,” Dodik told reporters after the appeals court upheld a sentence imposed for defying the orders of the international peace envoy, whose role is to prevent the ethno-religiously trisected Bosnia from sliding back into civil war. Dodik also commanded his minions to cut off all contact with European Union ambassadors, even as the bloc continues to have peacekeeping troops stationed in the country after the destructive 1990s conflict that claimed over 100,000 lives.

While the fat bastard might be interested in “intervening” the same way he’s been with Brazil, it definitely wouldn’t hurt for Milo to start buying up some $TRUMP shitcoin with whatever’s left in the Srpska treasury that hasn’t already been looted to snag condos in London and Manhattan.

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