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Paxton to try to remove Texas state House Dems

“Attorney General Ken Paxton has announced that the continued refusal to perform legislative duties by Texas House Democrats who broke quorum constitutes abandonment of office and that he will pursue a court ruling ensuring that their seats are declared vacant. Speaker of the Texas House Dustin Burrows has given members until Friday, August 8, to return to Texas and present themselves before the House. Any lawmaker who has not been arrested and returned or fails to appear by the Speaker’s deadline will be subject to aggressive legal action by Attorney General Paxton,” said corrupt white nationalist Texas Attorney General Picasso face in a statement on Tuesday.

Pax doesn’t actually think it’ll work but has to perform for the MAGA base anyway.

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