Convicted felon President Trump’s team are planning a Wednesday night powow at JD Vance’s public housing for Jaydee, White House chief of staff Susie Wiles, Attorney General Pam Bondi, FBI Director Kash Patel, and Trump defense lawyer/Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche to figure a decisive way out of the Jeffrey Epstein shitshow for the Orange Caesar, CNN reports in their lede.

The real story however is the statement on how fucking desperate they are: That they’re considering trying to get Blanche booked on Joe Rogan’s show to bro out and quell all the deep and completely merited skepticism from the shitbrained podcaster’s disaffected listener base.

That would be an extremely risky move, to say the least. Obviously this being a White House insiders-sourced CNN report – following up on their Tuesday story about Team Orange thinking about releasing a transcript of the Blanche-Maxwell interview – they’re going to highlight the Rogan idea in their article without regard for how serious the Trump Reich actually are about trying to make it happen. It could’ve just been spitballed briefly during a meeting and nobody took it any further.

And even if they did who knows if Rogan would actually want to have Blanche on his show. But either way that they considered the idea seriously enough for someone to leak it to CNN that Team Trump would want to rely on a guy who thinks fucking dragons might have existed in antediluvian times to help get them out of this jam says a lot and nothing good about the situation.