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Robert Mueller suffering from dementia: report

House Oversight Chairbilly James Comer’s subpoena for former FBI Director and Trump-Russia Special Counsel Robert Mueller for a September 2 deposition is very unlikely to obtain any testimony relevant to the 2008 investigation into convicted felon President Trump’s friend Jeffrey Epstein as Real Clear Politics dickwad Paul Sperry reports that Mueller is sadly in a “memory care facility.”

Typical fucking Comer move, not doing any goddamned homework before sending out these subpoenas – which is also very unlikely to have any legal weight on Bill Clinton as former presidents cannot be compelled. Mueller’s a private man and not checking first while ALSO leaving corrupt former federal prosecutor/Trump Labor Secretary Alex Acosta – who negotiated the 2008 plea deal with Epstein and obviously would have had significantly more knowledge than a lucid Mueller – off the list is so on brand for this stupid hick who got punked by the likes of Hunted Biden.

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