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DC grand jury returns no bill against Subway sandwich terrorist

In the latest of a string of defeats for DC US Attorney Judge Box-o-Wine at the grand jury stage, a panel of Washingtonians this week declined to indict now-former DOJ paralegal Sean Dunn for throwing a Subway sandwich at a CBP agent during a protest on the first night of convicted felon President Trump’s fake state of emergency in the nation’s capital, the New York Times reports.

For those keeping score at home, out of over 162,000 cases brought be federal prosecutors in 2010, a grand jury returned no true bills a total of 11 times. Not a typo. In Los Angeles and DC alone, this year, there have been at least 18, maybe even closer to 43 on the low end by trying to cobble together the number postulated in the Los Angeles Times’s reporting from last month, the 0 for 3 in DC against Sidney Reid for spitting on an FBI agent, and Dunn’s case. It could be higher.

So yeah, there might be some hiccups for the Reich if and when they try to fry bigger fish like Adam Schiff, Jack Smith, James Comey, John Brennan, Letitia James, and the rest of the shitlist.

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