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Pfizer CEO deserves a Nobel for trolling

“Pfizer Inc today reaffirmed its commitment to transparently and consistently disclosing its research findings regarding its COVID-19 vaccine and to maintaining the integrity of those ongoing studies for all those we serve. Dr Albert Bourla, Chairman and CEO, made the following statement: The success of Operation Warp Speed (OWS) and US development of mRNA vaccines is a profound public health achievement. Under President Trump’s leadership, American innovation led the world, helping prevent economic collapse and saving more than 14 million lives globally. Operation Warp Speed restored consumer confidence, saved over $1 trillion in health care costs due to reductions in serious illness and avoidance of hospitalizations, and rapidly scaled up domestic production.”

“This American leadership also delivered a new platform that may drive significant innovation in cancer research. Such an accomplishment would typically be worthy of the Nobel Peace Prize, given its significant impact,” says a Pfizer press release, emphasis added on the utterly brilliant trolling.

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