Convicted felon President Trump in 2019 approved a top secret mission and ordered to SEAL Team Six to infiltrate North Korea to plant devices capable of intercepting obese dictator Kim Jong-Un’s communications during talks between the two slobs over Pyongyang’s nuclear ambitions.

The devices never got planted, per the New York Times’s in-depth reporting on the disastrous failure. Long story short, the SEALs were coming out of the water when they encountered a boat that they initially thought was a North Korean military patrol. The Naval commandos then immediately opened fire on the vessel, swiftly neutralizing the “threat” to the mission.

“The shore team swam to the boat to make sure that all of the North Koreans were dead. They found no guns or uniforms. Evidence suggested that the crew, which people briefed on the mission said numbered two or three people, had been civilians diving for shellfish. All were dead,” the Times writes. The SEALs then quickly bugged out before they could install the spying devices. They suffered no casualties and it’s unclear whether the North Korean military had ever figured out they had been responsible for the dead fishermen, though satellite photos later detected increased activity in the area by Kim’s forces. The mission was later subject to an inquiry during the Biden Administration and Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin briefed some mebers of Congress on the fuckup.