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“Prices are coming down. It’s not going to happen immediately. But people are actually feeling it out there… It’s coming down with Donald Trump. We see the numbers all over the place,” non-North Carolina Senate candidate Lara Trump told Frau Laura Ingraham on Tuesday night’s edition of the Fox News propaganda show. Lara naturally did not mention any specifics to her claim of prices coming down because, well, they aren’t. Maybe some in the MAGA cult feel like it’s happening as she mentioned, but feels aren’t numbers, so she left that part of her cheerleading out.

That was “smart.” Even smarter is what her family regime left out when their bloated orange patriarch stood in front of his country club in New Jersey with a shit ton of groceries his campaign bought from a nearby ShopRite supermarket piled on the tables: The receipt for the purchase(s).

Because man was this a fucking pain in the ass to put together based on an archive of coupon circulars from that month to try to reconstruct the prices they actually paid for the items (some of which was on sale at the store that very day, but priced regularly below). Not everything identifiable was listed because of uncertainty about the exact SKU. There’s also the trickiness of estimating the cost of items that couldn’t be found/backpriced from the circulars. It’s still damning, 385 days later:

Item Aug 2024 Sep 2025 Change Pct Notes
Nabisco Oreo Chocolate Sandwich Cookies Family Size (18.12 oz) $4.99 $5.79 +$0.80 +16pct Complete data
Nabisco Chips Ahoy! Original Chocolate Chip Cookies Family Size (18.2 oz) $4.99 $5.69 +$0.70 +14pct Complete data
General Mills Cheerios Toasted Whole Grain Oat Cereal Family Size (18 oz) $4.79 $4.79 $0.00 0pct Complete data
General Mills Cinnamon Toast Crunch Family Size (18.8 oz) $4.99 $6.29 +$1.30 +26pct Complete data
Kellogg’s Froot Loops Family Size (19.4 oz) $3.99 $6.19 +$2.20 +55pct Complete data
Post Honey Bunches of Oats with Almonds Giant Size (25 oz) $5.29 $8.25 +$2.96 +56pct Complete data
General Mills Wheaties Standard (15.6 oz) $4.99 $6.89 +$1.90 +38pct Complete data
Hunt’s Ketchup $1.49 🔍 $1.49 $0.00 0pct Aug inferred
Juicy Juice Apple 100% Juice (6.75 fl oz, 8 count) $3.13 Est $4.39 +$1.26 +40pct Aug estimated
Black Bear Hickory Smoked Maple Ham (7 oz) $4.99 Est $5.99 +$1.00 +20pct Aug estimated
Black Bear Honey Cured Turkey Breast (7 oz) $6.49 Est $7.49 +$1.00 +15pct Aug estimated
Lunchables Uploaded Turkey and Cheddar Sub Sandwich $4.49 Est $5.49 +$1.00 +22pct Aug estimated
Smucker’s Uncrustables Peanut Butter & Grape Jelly Sandwich (2 oz, 10 count) $7.99 Est $9.99 +$2.00 +25pct Aug estimated
Wonder Classic White Calcium Fortified Enriched Bread (20 oz) $2.99 Est $3.79 +$0.80 +27pct Aug estimated
Hillshire Farm Lower Sodium Oven Roasted Turkey Breast (8 oz) $4.49 Est $4.89 +$0.40 +9pct Aug estimated
John F Martin & Sons Old Fashioned Hickory Smoked Sliced Bacon (16 oz) $4.49 $6.99 +$2.50 +56pct Complete data
Folgers Classic Roast Medium Ground Coffee (25.9 oz) $11.99 Est $14.29 +$2.30 +19pct Aug estimated
Maxwell House House Blend Medium Ground Coffee (30.6 oz → 24.5 oz) $11.99 Est $15.99 +$4.00 +33pct Aug estimated, shrinkflation
TOTALS $103.13 $128.50 +$25.37 +25 pct avg 18 items tracked

Yay, Trump has successfully held down the price of Hunt’s Ketchup and Cheerios! Go USA!

Anyway this should not be the final word on prices from the fat fuck’s August 15, 2024 press conference. It needs some more polish to nail down what the prices were (the current prices are solid and sourced from the website – as is the store since “Black Bear” is Shop Rite’s house brand). It is however a solid starting point and fun to keep in your pocket to show your MAGA friends/relatives who refuse to wake up and smell the failure. If they won’t then let them figure out what the hell Uncrustables Peanut Butter & Grape Jelly Sandwich (2 oz, 10 ct) actually cost at ShopRite in 2024.

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