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Orange Fuhrer spikes football on Kimmel

“Great News for America: Ratings challenged Jimmy Kimmel Show is CANCELLED. Congratulations to ABC for finally having the courage to do what had to be done. Kimmel has ZERO talent, and worse ratings than even Colbert, if that’s possible. That leaves Jimmy and Seth, two total losers, on Fake News NBC. Their ratings are also horrible. Do it NBC!!!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday, celebrating a massive triumph for free speech in the United States.

The fat fuck then posted he’s “pleased to inform our many USA Patriots that I am designating ANTIFA, A SICK, DANGEROUS, RADICAL LEFT DISASTER, AS A MAJOR TERRORIST ORGANIZATION.”

“I will also be strongly recommending that those funding ANTIFA be thoroughly investigated in accordance with the highest legal standards and practices. Thank you for your attention to this matter!” even though he tried to do this in his first failed term only to let it fall by the wayside after he found out that there’s no such legal mechanism for designating a domestic terrorist organization.

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