The Stardust Racers rollercaoster at Universal’s new “Epic Universe” theme park, which opened in May, is so freaking awesome that a guy was literally thrilled to death on the ride, CBS News reports.
In a statement a park official “was unresponsive after riding Stardust Racers and was transported to the hospital, where the guest later died. We are devastated by this tragic event and extend our sincerest sympathies to the guest’s loved ones. We are fully cooperating with Orange County and the ongoing investigation.” It’s not clear if the official then chestbumped a coworker, slammed a Four Loko, and then crushed the can on their forehead while blasting “Down with the Sickness.”
All jokes aside, is “a dude literally died on that ride” not actually kind of a selling point to zoomers and teenagers who want to get high and then the shit knocked out of them on a coaster?