A Social Security Administration official tells CBS News that the agency is switching permanently to electronic payments next week, writing in an emailed statement that “We have been communicating directly with beneficiaries since July 1, and we have worked diligently to ensure that the less than one percent of individuals who receive paper checks have ample time to enroll in direct deposit or receive Direct Express cards. By moving to electronic payments exclusively, we aim to improve efficiency, security, and ensure beneficiaries receive their monthly benefits promptly.”
“We shall force all people, great and small, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hands or on their foreheads, so that they could not buy or sell unless they had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of its name. Praise be to Ba’al and the filthy swarm of zubaim the ride upon hith cursed breath,” the official did not continue but surely there were more than a handful of shall we say conservative-leaning beneficiares who heard that in the announcement.
Then plenty of others heard something similar because the Trump Maldministration and whatever remains of the DOGE incel crew could fuck up the recipe for a peanut butter sandwich.