UN announces they're investigating what they already investigated

“This evening, the Secretary-General received correspondence from the Permanent Mission of the United States to the United Nations regarding events that transpired during President Trump’s visit to UN headquarters on 23 September. The Secretary-General informed the US Permanent Mission that he had already ordered a thorough investigation, and he conveyed that the UN is ready to cooperate in full transparency with relevant US authorities on this matter to determine what caused the incidents referred to by the United States,” says a Wednesday night statement from United Nations Secretary-General Antonio Guterres’ office indicating that the Trump Regime are unhappy with the facts and want new ones so no stone will be unturned to make UN officials look busy until the fat fuck finds something else to focus his unceasing, Adderall-fueled rage upon.

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