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Orange Stalin speaks to great agricultural producers, promises major new collectivization effort to fight Chinese capitalists

“The Soybean Farmers of our Country are being hurt because China is, for ‘negotiating’ reasons only, not buying. We’ve made so much money on Tariffs, that we are going to take a small portion of that money, and help our Farmers. I WILL NEVER LET OUR FARMERS DOWN! Sleepy Joe Biden didn’t enforce our Agreement with China, where they were going to purchase Billions of Dollars of our Farm Product, but Soybeans, in particular. It’s all going to work out very well. I LOVE OUR PATRIOTS, AND EVERY FARMER IS EXACTLY THAT! I’ll be meeting with President Xi, of China, in four weeks, and Soybeans will be a major topic of discussion. MAKE SOYBEANS, AND OTHER ROW CROPS, GREAT AGAIN!” posted Comrade Trump on this glorious day of tribulation. Four weeks is too long.

And the tariffs that ALL OF US pay are going to bail out the fucking farmers. Awesome.

Komrade Karoline just said basically the same shit…

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